Krill-Eating Whale Too Fucking Cowardly To Prey On Something Its Own Size
PACIFIC OCEAN-Noting that the "pathetic jerk" evidently couldn't be bothered to engage in a fair fight, onlooking ocean life confirmed Monday that a local krill-eating humpback whale was too fucking cowardly to prey on something its own size. "Wow, real mature. Why don't you go after something that weighs more than"