Article 4HBB8 Krill-Eating Whale Too Fucking Cowardly To Prey On Something Its Own Size

Krill-Eating Whale Too Fucking Cowardly To Prey On Something Its Own Size

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PACIFIC OCEAN-Noting that the "pathetic jerk" evidently couldn't be bothered to engage in a fair fight, onlooking ocean life confirmed Monday that a local krill-eating humpback whale was too fucking cowardly to prey on something its own size. "Wow, real mature. Why don't you go after something that weighs more than"

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