Article 4HF55 Turkish Restaurant Thrown Into Complete Disarray By Entry Of Single Customer

Turkish Restaurant Thrown Into Complete Disarray By Entry Of Single Customer

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CHICAGO-Evidently perceiving a distinct change in the Turkish restaurant's atmosphere, dinnertime sources confirmed that eatery Taste Of Istanbul was thrown into complete disarray Tuesday by the entry of a single customer. "A couple guys were sorting silverware as I walked in, but once they noticed me, they just"

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