‘I Just Want A Substantive, Issues-Oriented Democratic Debate,’ Lie Thousands Of Americans Hungry For Unhinged Trainwreck
by The Onion from on (#4HX05)
WASHINGTON-Claiming to desire a measured, civilized discussion bringing to light the pros and cons of each candidate, thousands of Americans hungry for an unhinged trainwreck lied that they just want "a substantive, issues-oriented Democratic debate," sources confirmed Tuesday. "I want to hear from each of the"