Article 4JTDN Frustrated Subway Marketers Scrap $150 Million Jeffrey Epstein Ad Campaign

Frustrated Subway Marketers Scrap $150 Million Jeffrey Epstein Ad Campaign

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MILFORD, CT-Bemoaning the tremendous loss of time and resources, frustrated executives at the Subway restaurant chain have scrapped a $150 million advertising campaign featuring Jeffrey Epstein, company officials confirmed Tuesday. "Goddammit, we were just gearing up to launch Jeffrey Epstein as the new face of"

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