Paul Ryan Lauded For Inspiring Millions Of Young Gutless Fucking Cowards To Take On Leadership Roles
by The Onion from on (#4JZQB)
WASHINGTON-Noting the former congressman's deep, unwavering commitment to shying away from every one of his civic responsibilities, the Heritage Foundation lauded Paul Ryan Thursday for inspiring millions of young gutless fucking cowards to take on leadership roles. "Thank you, Mr. Ryan, for showing countless"