Nation Not Sure How Many Ex-Trump Staffers It Can Safely Reabsorb
by The Onion from on (#4K1M9)
WASHINGTON-Noting that the resignation of Alexander Acosta as Secretary of Labor marked the ouster of the third top administration official in less than three months, a worried populace told reporters Friday that it was unsure how many former Trump staffers it could safely reabsorb. "Jesus, we can't just take back"