Justices Observe Supreme Court Ritual By Driving Stake Through John Paul Stevens’ Heart To Ensure He Dead Before Burial
by The Onion from on (#4KRNH)
WASHINGTON-Solemnly gathered around the former associate justice's casket, the nine current justices observed a traditional Supreme Court ritual Tuesday by driving a stake through John Paul Stevens' heart to ensure he was really dead before his burial. "This is a longtime Supreme Court rite that began after one of the"