Aging Congress Moves Into More Manageable Single-Story Ranch Capitol
by The Onion from on (#4KWZ2)
WASHINGTON-Explaining that the lawmakers had really begun to slow down over the last few years, the aging United States Congress announced Thursday that they would move into a more manageable single-story ranch Capitol. "We don't do too much nowadays anyway, so it'll be easier to have a smaller place-plus, all those"