Article 4M0TV 4-Year-Old Convinced Father A Moron After 45th Consecutive Hide-And-Seek Victory

4-Year-Old Convinced Father A Moron After 45th Consecutive Hide-And-Seek Victory

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GLENDALE, PA-Expressing embarrassment and disappointment over being the son of such a loser, local 4-year-old Connor Heyward was convinced Friday that his father, Craig, was a moron after losing 45 consecutive games of hide-and-seek. "Christ, this is bad. I've hid behind that bush a dozen times and this dumbass still"

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