Article 4MQ7D Study Finds Average Squirrel Lives Through Human Equivalent Of 7 Action Films Every Day

Study Finds Average Squirrel Lives Through Human Equivalent Of 7 Action Films Every Day

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FORT COLLINS, CO-Revealing new insights into the animals' high-risk lifestyle, a study released Monday by zoologists at Colorado State University found that the average squirrel lives through the human equivalent of seven action films every day. "Before you've even sat down for lunch, a normal squirrel has already"

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