Article 4N6KN Dwindling Kitchen Resources Forcing Man To Scavenge For Food Higher And Higher In Cabinets

Dwindling Kitchen Resources Forcing Man To Scavenge For Food Higher And Higher In Cabinets

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NEW CASTLE, DE-As he stood on tiptoes in a desperate attempt to locate a can of soup or perhaps a package of ramen, local man Josh Mucklow told reporters Tuesday that as kitchen resources continue to vanish, he has been forced to scavenge for food in higher and higher cabinets. "The shelves I have traditionally relied"

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