Article 4N724 Harvard Streamlines Admission Process By Directly Growing New Students From DNA Of Top Donors

Harvard Streamlines Admission Process By Directly Growing New Students From DNA Of Top Donors

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CAMBRIDGE, MA-In an effort to simplify and expedite the selection of top candidates for matriculation at the historic Ivy League school, the admissions department of Harvard University announced Tuesday that they would refine their process by directly growing new students from the DNA of top donors. "These adjustments"

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