Pete Buttigieg Charms Crowd At Iowa Truck Stop By Sampling Local Meth
by The Onion from on (#4N8XK)
CLARKSVILLE, IA-Taking a long drag from a glass pipe while addressing potential voters, presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg charmed crowds at a truck stop Wednesday by smoking a prime sample of their locally produced meth. "Wow, the proud people of Iowa really know how to do meth right, don't y'all?" said a"