Article 4NTDB Man Who’s About To Cry Bursts Out Of Crowded Room Like He’s Transforming Into A Werewolf

Man Who’s About To Cry Bursts Out Of Crowded Room Like He’s Transforming Into A Werewolf

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ALBUQUERQUE, NM-Rending his garments and dashing towards the door as his face began to twist in anguish, distraught man Andrew Wan, brought to the verge of tears by personal news of a deeply distressing nature, reportedly burst out of a crowded room Friday like he was transforming into a werewolf. "Oh, God, no! It's"

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