Article 4P04H Bird Owner Assures Guests He Sometimes Lets Parakeet Out Of Cage To Fly Around House In Frantic Search For Freedom

Bird Owner Assures Guests He Sometimes Lets Parakeet Out Of Cage To Fly Around House In Frantic Search For Freedom

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BLUEFIELD, WV-In an attempt to address any fears they might have about the animal's welfare, local man Roger Carlisle reportedly assured his houseguests Monday that he sometimes opens his parakeet's cage so the bird can flutter around the house in a frantic and doomed bid for freedom. "Don't worry, I know the cage"

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