Article 4P0S7 2019 VMAs Full Of People You Don’t Know, You Desiccated Corpse, You Putrid Crone, You Might As Well Be Dead

2019 VMAs Full Of People You Don’t Know, You Desiccated Corpse, You Putrid Crone, You Might As Well Be Dead

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LOS ANGELES-In a sign that the world has finally passed you by, sources confirmed Monday that this year's 2019 MTV Video Music Awards featured an endless stream of people you don't know, you withered corpse, you putrid crone, you might as well be dead and rotting in the dirt. "Tonight, the world honors singers and"

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