Article 4P2Y1 Johnson & Johnson Pledges To Push Uppers For Couple Decades To Even Things Out

Johnson & Johnson Pledges To Push Uppers For Couple Decades To Even Things Out

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NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ-After a state court found the company liable for $572 million in damages for its role in Oklahoma's opioid crisis, consumer healthcare giant Johnson & Johnson announced Tuesday it would push uppers for the next decade or two in an effort to even everyone out. "We went way too hard on the downers,"

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