Democrats Launch New ‘Listen Up, Hayseeds’ Campaign To Connect With Rural Voters
by The Onion from on (#4PEJE)
EMPORIA, KS-Unveiling the new nationwide messaging strategy after six months of planning and research, the Democratic Party launched its "Listen Up, Hayseeds" campaign Monday to win over rural voters. "Hey, you redneck simpletons, put down your whittling sticks, drag yourself away from the Cracker Barrel, and let us"