Article 4PS5F Financial Advisor Urges Ezekiel Elliott To Set Aside 20% Of Salary For Paying Off Women To Keep Quiet

Financial Advisor Urges Ezekiel Elliott To Set Aside 20% Of Salary For Paying Off Women To Keep Quiet

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DALLAS-Referring to the practice as a sound investment that too few players make, Ezekiel Elliott's financial advisor urged the running back Friday to set aside 20% of his annual salary for paying off women to keep quiet. "We're thrilled about Zeke's contract extension, but that money isn't going to last forever. He"

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