Ex-CIA Agent Valerie Plame Releases Campaign Video Depicting Her Torturing Voters
by The Onion from on (#4Q1WQ)
SANTA FE, NM-Announcing her intent to run as a Democrat for New Mexico's 3rd Congressional District, former CIA agent and author Valerie Plame released a campaign video Monday in which she is shown using the skills she learned as a spy to torture voters. "Hi, my name is Valerie Plame, and I want to put my specialized"