Article 4Q7BA Matthew McConaughey Forced To Apply For Food Stamps After First Month As Adjunct Professor

Matthew McConaughey Forced To Apply For Food Stamps After First Month As Adjunct Professor

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AUSTIN, TX-Struggling to scrape by on his meager salary, actor Matthew McConaughey was reportedly forced to apply for food stamps Thursday after his first month working as an adjunct professor. "Man, things have been really tough lately, but fortunately I qualify for some nutrition assistance," said the Academy"

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