Marianne Williamson Materializes On Stage In Cloud Of Purple Smoke With Message That DNC Polling Requirements No Match For Power Of Positive Thinking
by The Onion from on (#4Q82X)
HOUSTON-Startling the 10 candidates who qualified to participate in the event, Marianne Williamson materialized on the debate stage in a puff of purple smoke Thursday, proclaiming the Democratic National Committee's polling requirements were no match for the power of positive thinking. "The DNC thinks I need to get at"