Article 4QF8X Dying Man’s Greatest Regret Wasting So Much Of Life Obsessing About People He Abducted And Strangled

Dying Man’s Greatest Regret Wasting So Much Of Life Obsessing About People He Abducted And Strangled

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TACOMA, WA-Sighing in resignation at the time he had squandered on such unimportant concerns, dying man Abe Prenderghast, 83, confessed Monday that his greatest regret was wasting so much of life obsessing over people he had systematically abducted and strangled. "Now that I'm at the end of the road, it's hard for me"

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