Pompeo To Increase Bombing In Afghanistan After Figuring They’ll Miss And Hit Iran At Some Point
by The Onion from on (#4QQT9)
WASHINGTON-Explaining how human error or inaccuracy of the weaponry should eventually produce the desired result, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo reportedly ordered the military Thursday to increase bombing in Afghanistan after figuring that they'll miss and hit Iran at some point. "I am ordering a sustained bombing"