As sales crash, Gartner wonders who can rescue the smartphone market ... Aha, it is I! 5G Man!

Analyst looks for signs of hope while mobiles follow PCs down the crapper

If you give any credence to the forecasts Gartner publishes on a quarterly basis and have more than a passing interest in computer sales, the latest update might have made you spit out your vodka cornflakes this morning."