Article 4RRZQ Fisher-Price Recalls Dangerous 30-Foot-Tall High Chair

Fisher-Price Recalls Dangerous 30-Foot-Tall High Chair

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EAST AURORA, NY-Apologizing to customers for mistakenly boosting their children far past the height of the average kitchen table, Fisher-Price officials announced Thursday that they had recalled thousands of dangerous 30-foot-tall high chairs. "After a thorough investigation, we have determined that the risk of a"

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