Nation Ashamed To Admit They Would Probably Look Up John Goodman’s Nudes If They Leaked
NEW YORK-Expressing remorse for their weakness and total lack of self-control, Americans across the country were ashamed to admit Friday that they would probably look up John Goodman's nudes if they leaked. "Look, I'm not proud of it, but if I found out John Goodman's iCloud got hacked and a bunch of his naked photos"