Article 4S8N4 Pfizer Unveils New Prescription Medicine To Help Adults Quit Sitting

Pfizer Unveils New Prescription Medicine To Help Adults Quit Sitting

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NEW YORK-Touting the new medication's ability to assist in cessation of the unhealthy activity, pharmaceutical giant Pfizer unveiled a new prescription medicine Thursday to help adults cut down on and eventually quit the practice of sitting. "We at Pfizer are proud to announce the rollout of SitoDerm, a low-dose"

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