Article 4SH92 Report: Looks Like Ex Gained Some Weight Ever Since They Started Dating Someone Better

Report: Looks Like Ex Gained Some Weight Ever Since They Started Dating Someone Better

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GRAND RAPIDS, MI-Suggesting the breakup really left its mark on them, a new report published Monday has concluded that it sure looks like your ex gained some weight once they started dating someone much better than you. "Our findings indicate that as soon as your ex found someone who actually makes them happy, they"

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