Tom Steyer Upgrades To Luxury-Class Debate Section With Hot Towels, Beverage Service
by The Onion from on (#4SN5D)
WESTERVILLE, OH-Accepting the offer of soft cashmere blanket and complimentary hot fudge sundae, Tom Steyer upgraded to the luxury section of the Democratic debate Tuesday night, complete with hot towels and beverage service. "We like to make sure our high-end candidates like Mr. Steyer are well taken care of, whether"