Trump Ties Thousands Of Balloons To White House Roof In Attempt To Sail Away From Impeachment Inquiry
by The Onion from on (#4T4MN)
WASHINGTON-In an effort to evade the escalating Ukraine scandal, President Donald Trump reportedly tied thousands of balloons to the roof of the White House Thursday in order to sail far away from the impeachment inquiry. "The U.S. has turned against me, so it's time for me to float off to some distant land," said the"