Article 4T669 Teens Frantically Cleaning Up Mess From Homicide Before Vacationing Parents Return

Teens Frantically Cleaning Up Mess From Homicide Before Vacationing Parents Return

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EL PASO, TX-Working feverishly to cover up all evidence of their unsupervised week, a group of hapless teens raced against the clock Friday to clean up the mess from their homicide before their vacationing parents returned. "Shit, shit, shit, if my parents get back and see all the blood and bone flecks all over their"

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