Out-Of-Work Robert Mueller Opens Investigation Into Whether Squirrels Knowingly Ate From Bird Feeder
by The Onion from on (#4T6GV)
WASHINGTON-Explaining there appeared to be a pattern of premeditated wrongdoing but that he didn't want to make any claims he couldn't substantiate with hard facts, an out-of-work Robert Mueller reportedly opened an investigation Friday into whether several neighborhood squirrels knowingly ate from his bird feeder."