Article 4TDR8 God Recalls Time He Pulled Wings Off Angel As Child

God Recalls Time He Pulled Wings Off Angel As Child

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THE HEAVENS-Shaking His head at what a troublemaker He once was, the Lord God, He Who Commanded Light to Shine out of Darkness, reportedly paused Wednesday to recall a youthful incident in which He dismembered and tortured an angel out of a mix of curiosity and sheer boredom. "I was always seeing if I could catch"

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