‘Oh Jesus, Now What?’ Says Exhausted Trump Turning On News To See What Bullshit Thing President Did Today
by The Onion from on (#4TE4J)
WASHINGTON-Bemoaning the never-ending stream of news about the current occupant of the Oval Office, an exhausted President Donald Trump reportedly asked himself, "Oh Jesus, now what?" after turning the TV Wednesday and seeing what bullshit thing the president had done this time. "Just a single day without this garbage"