‘Someone’s In Here!’ Says Man In Restroom Asserting Own Existence For First Time In Months
KENNEBUNK, ME-Springing out of his characteristic ennui immediately upon hearing the knock at the restroom's door, local man Ethan Finney reportedly announced, "Someone's in here," Friday at Sunflower Cafi(C) in the first real assertion of his own existence in months. "One second! I'm in here!" said Finne, affirming the"