Article 4TN5K Cocktail Menu Scanned For Drink With Fewest Unfamiliar Ingredients

Cocktail Menu Scanned For Drink With Fewest Unfamiliar Ingredients

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ATLANTA-Searching for anything bearing even a passing resemblance to a normal beverage, junior broker Eric Voss, 34, was observed scanning the menu at The Crow's Nest, an upscale cocktail bar, for whichever drink included the fewest unfamiliar ingredients. "Elderflower? That's definitely out, and this one seems to be"

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