Article 4TRB4 Catholic Priest Stuck In Remote Backwater Town Thinking About Molesting Kid Just To Get Transferred

Catholic Priest Stuck In Remote Backwater Town Thinking About Molesting Kid Just To Get Transferred

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YELLOW SPRINGS, OH-In an attempt to extricate himself from the moribund lifestyle of his rural town, Catholic priest Father James Callahan found himself seriously considering child molestation this week as a possible avenue of being transferred to a different parish. "There's just nothing interesting going on here,"

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