Billions Of Blessed Souls Forced To Wander Earth During Heavenly Fumigation
EARTH-Describing the situation as "less than ideal," billions of blessed souls were forced to wander around Earth this week during a pest-control fumigation of Heaven. "Even after living a life of faith, service, purity, and good works, we're told that for the next 36 hours, we're not allowed in His Everlasting"