I've had it with these motherflipping eggs on this motherflipping train
Woman fined 1,500 for tirade over commuter's weird brekkie
Eating on the train is no yolk. One woman felt so strongly about it, she's now nursing a 1,500 fine after eggsploding with rage at a fellow commuter for gobbling a hard-boiled pre-chicken on the service from Chelmsford to London Liverpool Street."