Article 4V4WG Girlfriend Must Have Been Drinking When She Texted Picture Of Knitted Scarf At Midnight

Girlfriend Must Have Been Drinking When She Texted Picture Of Knitted Scarf At Midnight

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REDONDO BEACH, CA- Insisting that the rapid-fire series of messages was "completely unprompted," local man Matisse Issac speculated Thursday that his girlfriend, Rebecca Allen, must have been drinking when she texted him a dimly lit picture of a knitted scarf at midnight. "Jesus Christ, now she's telling me to come"

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