Article 4V6DF Report: Some Company Called Scampr Already Lost $12.5 Billion At Launch And Has Gone Bankrupt

Report: Some Company Called Scampr Already Lost $12.5 Billion At Launch And Has Gone Bankrupt

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NEW YORK-In news that took the nation completely by surprise, some company called Scampr already lost $12.5 billion at launch and has gone bankrupt, sources confirmed Friday. "Huh, I guess they were in new media and it looks like they just completely went under," said sources glancing at an article about the"

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