Article 4VAEV Biologists Recommend Trees Put Aside A Little Phosphorus For Unexpected Emergencies

Biologists Recommend Trees Put Aside A Little Phosphorus For Unexpected Emergencies

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CAMBRIDGE, MA-Noting that the measure could prevent flora from being caught off guard in their later years, biologists at Harvard University issued a recommendation Monday that trees put aside a little phosphorous for any unexpected emergencies. "You never know when the environment is going to throw you a curveball,"

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