Article 4VRPQ Man Worried Partner Hasn’t Been Attracted To Him Ever Since He Got Head Stuck In Fence

Man Worried Partner Hasn’t Been Attracted To Him Ever Since He Got Head Stuck In Fence

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OXFORD, MI-Saying he had noticed a marked difference in the level of emotional intimacy, Clint Markell said Wednesday that his girlfriend Dana Manning had not been attracted to him in the weeks since he got his head stuck in a fence. "I just don't think she respects me anymore after those damn neighbor kids tricked me"

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