Article 4W1B4 Washboard Player In Jug Band Tired Of Spoons Guy Getting All The Chicks

Washboard Player In Jug Band Tired Of Spoons Guy Getting All The Chicks

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MEMPHIS, TN-Revealing elevated tensions in the group, washboard player Jimmy Phelps confirmed Tuesday that he was tired of his jug band's spoons guy getting all the chicks. "I do a lot of leg work setting the tone for the whole show, yet the ladies are all over that jackass," said Phelps, watching with envy as female"

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