Man Doesn’t Want To Put Too Much Effort Into Fixing Up House He Just Going To Burn Down For Insurance Fraud One Day

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from The Onion on 2019-12-06 16:18 (#4W6J8)

TULSA, OK-Emphasizing that his house was perfectly fine to live in now and really didn't need that many updates, local 32-year-old Jerry MacQuoid confirmed Friday that he didn't want to put too much effort into fixing up a home he was just going to burn down for insurance fraud one day. "Sure, the floors are scuffed,"

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