Article 4WFWT New ‘Sesame Street’ Character Shudders To Life As Producers Complete Ritual To Imprison Damned Soul Within Puppet

New ‘Sesame Street’ Character Shudders To Life As Producers Complete Ritual To Imprison Damned Soul Within Puppet

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NEW YORK-Laughing demonically as the small, orange puppet's body began to gyrate uncontrollably, producers from the television show Sesame Street completed a ritual Thursday to imprison a damned soul in the body of their newest character, a puppet named Maple. "Autom nyyageth rah-uh, ny-a-ar jaruh su-uh, cht-eh-eff"

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