Article 4WHVC Woman Not As Fun-Loving And Carefree As Pom-Pom On Winter Hat Would Suggest

Woman Not As Fun-Loving And Carefree As Pom-Pom On Winter Hat Would Suggest

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CLEVELAND-In a stunning revelation that upended all expectations about her disposition, sources confirmed Friday that 34-year-old Katie Lorenz was not nearly as jovial or lighthearted as the pom-pom on her winter hat would appear to suggest. "When I first saw that fuzzy round tuft sprouting from her hat, I got really"

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