Congress Reaches $1.4 Trillion Spending Deal To Award Entire Budget To One Lucky American
by The Onion from on (#4WPTW)
WASHINGTON-Praising bipartisan efforts that prevented a government shutdown ahead of the holiday season, Congress reportedly reached a $1.4 trillion spending deal Tuesday to award the entire budget to one lucky American. "This is going to provide a completely new life for a single and very, very fortunate American,""