DNC Eases Debate Requirements To 0.1% Above Whatever Cory Booker Polling
by The Onion from on (#4WTQ9)
WASHINGTON-In response to the presidential candidate's criticism of the party's current rules that have left him unqualified for tonight's Democratic debate, the DNC announced Thursday that they have eased the debate requirements to 0.1% above whatever number Cory Booker was polling. "We've considered Senator Booker's"